androidboy:

y’all would not believe how fuckin believe how hardcore the waiter at dinner was flirting w me

he did not speak any english but he was like “no vino?” and i was like no and he laughed and touched my back and then we were there for like ,, two hours and the entire time he would be doin stuff around the area i was in and staring at me. he also got my attention at one point to compliment my hair which involved flustered italian and him trying to mime my hair swoops

super8motel:

spacehunter-m:

red delicious apples are a waste of agricultural resources

They literally only exist so much because baby boomers liked how pretty they were and didn’t care that they were disgusting. By the 90s grocery stores routinely bought them and threw them away.

“…the paradox of the Red Delicious: alluring yet undesirable, the most produced and arguably the least popular apple in the United States. It lurks in desolation. Bumped around the bottom of lunch bags as schoolchildren rummage for chips or shrink-wrapped Rice Krispies treats. Waiting by the last bruised banana in a roadside gas station, the only produce for miles. Left untouched on hospital trays, forlorn in the fruit bowl at hotel breakfast buffets, bereft in nests of gift-basket raffia.” -Sarah Yager, The Awful Reign of the Red Delicious