working in a grocery store is hell I don’t even start for another 35 minutes and I’ve already had a customer come up to me and ask me why the turkeys are so small this year
I don’t fucking know, Karen, I don’t control how big turkeys get I get paid minimum wage
This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words.
Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.
this is the kind of content i came here for
he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent
androidboy 