I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
listen it’s been like 2 fuckin weeks since ive been able to jerk off and ive been constantly surrounded by hot ppl some of whom have flirted w me and im gettin signs that my period might be startin soon im, suffering
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