misscokebottleglasses:

angel-baez:

polarizeglow:

only americans know the true pain of hearing this

Imagine kid you watching your favorite kids’ network. It goes to commercial. Every single time it cuts to commercial this whole thing plays in its entirety. You’ve seen it so much you know every word, every piece of music, all the words and the exact entonation in which they say it

That’s hell. Having the Shirley temple little darling dvd collection commercial permanently ingrained in your brain.

it has been many years since i have seen this commercial, and i can recite it word for word. op, what have you done

androidboy:

androidboy:

androidboy:

sittin outside on the curb at 11:30 pm. hadn’t had dinner yet. some lady’s out on the corner pickin up her domino’s pizza order and i look to my sis and im like “i miss pizza!! i haven’t had that kind of pizza in ages!!! i want pizza so bad now :(((“ THEN. this lady pays the delivery guy and walks over to us and is like “hey they messed up my order and gave me a large. do u guys want a slice?” and she just. let’s me grab a slice of this warm fresh delivered pepperoni pizza my entire day has been made im so happy rn u would not believe

literally i was so depressed all day and now my brains just !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDD

guys today is magical it is now 3:30 am and i was thinking about weed and a street acquaintance showed up and was like yooo my friend just gave me so much weed wanna smoke some and now im really high and the world is glitching

we are. not gonna talk abt last nights trip .